I know they’re out there watching me
I’m the most interesting person alive
Worthy of a story that lives in some archive

I know they’re out there watching me
I can feel their eyes on my back
Maybe if I turn around, I’ll see one of them crack

I know they’re out there watching me
No one understands who I mean
They think I’m crazy, alone at the scene

But I know they’re out there watching me
Though they’d never dare to chase
I’m just so captivating, I require my own case

I know they’re out there watching me
So you can stop saying I’m delusional
When clearly I’m the most fascinating person in the whole fucking world