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Poem Details
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| Title: | Advice From The Lifestyle Channel: |
| Author: | Anonymous |
| Date Submitted: | 7/6/2006 |
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Live every day like it's your last, don't drive too slow don't drive too fast, turn in a tad early skip the news late at night, and don't turn in if you've just had a fight. All this is bollocks for I don't live like that as I piss in the sink and fart in my bath, wash my whites with my colors 'till it all turns gray, so rarely have sex old underwear's frayed. Surprise I'm single! But not hopelessly so, my bad habits swagger is only hot air, this chap can be charming quite debonair, an acquired taste, like cars to cognoscenti: one American Motors Pacer, where can I find you? Let's end this singleton bullshit! You're the saint with sense, must I explain? To take clean glasses from the cupboard. ... |